Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "any 14-year-old girl who finds out her chest is literally caved in is going to be at least a little upset"

• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Helping people cheat
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• How it's Going to Be
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I can't find the any key
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• At least things can't get any worse
• play dumb
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Be a girl for a day
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Or at least it used to be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Be My Little General
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• OBAFGKM
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• God ain't giving out any hints
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I used to be that girl.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• It's going to be fine
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The man who refused to be King
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her

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