Findings:

• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• You can, but you may not
• You May Exit if You Wish
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Things people put up their butts
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• boss i wish you had told me
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!

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