Findings:
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Names I have acquired over the years
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Father and Daughter, Nine years later
- 8 years later
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- When you know things are just meant to be
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- Books I have bought for next year
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- English History: Henry I's later years
- we broke it in days, years later still broken
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- They didn't have the heart
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Ten years later my mother cried again
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- English History: William's later years
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I didn't change anything!
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- didn't
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- We Didn't Go to Harvard
- I Didn't Know
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
- I need a stoner girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- online girlfriend
- Stealing a girlfriend
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
- My girlfriend and her pillow
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- driving your girlfriend home
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
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