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• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have become furniture in your life
• So, which one of you is the man?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Words that only have one context
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 1: In which Meg grieves one particular loss
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• I have failed
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• words fail utterly
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• Life Lessons
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• one-stop shopping
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Sentences with which to end your life
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have one whole anus
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• We have learned our lessons well
• Stoned music memories
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Something that may have changed my life...
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have One On Me
• I could have been one of a two
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• No one says anything important during the day
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Economics in One Lesson
• A lesson in life
• Footwear That Fits - Lesson One
• Lessons in Life
• Libertarianism in One Lesson
• How Important is One Vote?
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• One step closer to life
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• One Life to Live
• One life
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• failed state
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• She's Gotta Have It
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger

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