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Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
Your request for no MSG has been denied
Windows XP easter eggs
No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
No one has died
The Web That Has No Weaver
no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
A double-edged sword has no point
gomame no ha gishiri
Censorship has no place in American Society
no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
The pretty girl has no friends
To boldly go where no man has gone before
To boldly go where no one has gone before
MY life has no carrot
To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
hate has no home here
Naming Windows computers
Where No Man Has Gone Before
A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
Why the Bear Has No Tail
Linux is free only if your time has no value
fewer has no opposite like less-more
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
Science Has No Morals
The last suit I wear has no pockets
Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
time has no meaning here
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
September has such a feeling
the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
God has no free will
A community without shame has no future
shippai wa seiko no moto
And youth is cruel and has no remorse
The Dreadful Has Happened
ba shana ha ba'a
feline allergies
Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
ha oto shelanu
jo ha kyu
How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
My recent perfect date has given me hope
Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
Every Dog Has Its Day
She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
The Universe has spared us this moment
Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
The Giant Panda's Time has Come
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
Pain has an Element of Blank
E2 has gone CRAZY!
ha ha only serious
Ha
Has a cat ever killed anyone?
Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
ha!
Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
Pop has eaten itself
This Hour Has 22 Minutes
Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
Has
Hoo-ha
Genius has its own etiquette
the time has come
The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
Morning Has Broken
Time Has Come Today
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
Satan has your nose
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
German grammar
A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
Golf? Serene? HA!
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
great things he has taught us
This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
The Soul has Bandaged moments-
God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
Yom Hashoah
Music Has the Right to Children
The Heart Has its own Memory
To One who has been Long in City Pent
Evolution has never been observed
This writeup has nothing to do with this title
Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
Everyone has a dead bird story
Experience has made me bitter
A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
Life has its course
Life has more twists than a rope
Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
The Eagle Has Landed
How to find out if an egg has gone bad
Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
The USA has fucked up priorities
Ebonics began with pirates
Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
Water has negative calories
Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
Who Has Seen the Wind?
Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
The Path Has Vanished
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
Why did Bach never write an opera?
The ringing has been drowned out by voices
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
Fixing a water damaged cell phone
The Rabbi has spoken!
a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
Elvis has left the building
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
Mr. T has fallen on hard times
Has Your Soul Sipped?
How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
Everyone has an accent
Your hair has turned white
Autumn has come invisibly
Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
911 has an automated response
Santa Has Snow Blindness
My life has suddenly been decided for me
Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
ne mo ha mo nai
The etrix has you
Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
She has trouble acting normal
It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
my body has taken over my thinking
Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
Education has failed
Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
Let Everything That Has Breath
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
H.A. Rey
The Eagle Has Fallen
Where has the smoke gone?
Smoking has class
My friend has just broken up a marriage
Each one has their own story
The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
The Christmas Season has it in for me.
"The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
This year has flown
Why it has become easier to program a virus
My dog has been stolen
How to find something which has been lost
coolio go home ha ha (user)
Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
Chinese has three words for "river"
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him

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