Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "adorable college kids who act like they might even actually be into fucking you"

• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You might be a '90s kid if
• They Might Be Giants
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• play dumb
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Beware! This might be reality!
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You might be a moogle...
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What is it like to be a bat?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• She must be what cocaine is like
• The man who refused to be King
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• What life after death will really be like
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Be cool in college
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Automobile tire pressure
• College football must be preserved
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Adam fell that men might be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You might be a Michigander
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• You might be a Mormon
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I Might Be Wrong
• Just to see what it would be like
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• Hot pursuit
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• They will not be named!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• you just might be evil
• Your god might be evil....
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Act like you know
• Your dog might be evil...
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I know what it's like to be dead
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• What it's like to be skinny
• Even the dead will not be safe
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• What it's like to be in love
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Mind without body
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Who Will Be There
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Look siad me Be like me
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Kid, be a kid
• Things never were what they used to be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper

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