Findings:
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- First wave ska music
- First contact
- First Amendment
- first place
- First Lady
- first
- First Aid
- First past the post
- The First Third
- First Post
- first generation of elementary particles
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- First person
- The first time
- first at-bat
- The first node
- first base
- First Foundation
- first lieutenant
- first down
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- First baseman
- first date
- First Manassas
- When I first met you
- halfway house for my name first
- First World
- First kiss
- First node on everything
- Double first
- Newton's First Law of Motion
- The First Man
- First edition
- The first truth-value logic computer
- True At First Light
- Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
- I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
- First date in history
- Never be the first to let go
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- My First Absolution!
- Mahler Symphony No. 1
- My First Exorcism
- Who's on first?
- First Age
- Love at first sight
- first cousin
- first category
- Always for the first time
- Since feeling is first
- The very first computer bug
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- there's a first time for everything
- first draft
- X-Men: First Appearances
- the first person "you"
- my first poem
- The First Three Minutes
- My first experience with opium
- First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Star Wars first draft
- First day of school
- First Union Center
- Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
- Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
- Mariner:Part the First
- first crossword puzzle
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- first exposure
- first impression
- the first thought of Zarathustra
- Great first lines
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Star Trek: First Contact
- First Line, Last Line
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- to a first approximation
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Who made the first bread?
- First Crusade
- The first beer of the morning
- Wilderness First Responder
- Nothing is as important as it first seems
- First Punic War
- first class
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- The First of the Microbe Hunters
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
- First class Titanic passengers
- Shitty first drafts
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- uncaused first causer
- first ring
- First Great Eastern
- First Great Western
- First North Western
- first isomorphism theorem
- proof of the first isomorphism theorem
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