Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "actually, it sounds more like he was chased out with torches and pitchforks"

• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• More than he was willing to give
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• At least he was gentle
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• He Was a Crook
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He brings me books like flowers
• he was a punk poet himself
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• If I was beautiful like you
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• What if architecture was like web design?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he likes to watch you walk
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• some say he was never here at all
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• That's Just How He Was
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Sounding like a child
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I like the sound of my own voice
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Would you like to know more?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• With him it was always like
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• All he left her was alone
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• he smokes like a cello plays
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He was found
• He asked for more flesh
• He Was Only Joking
• making certain he was touching her
• He Looked Like the Summer
• he's like someone living in a dream
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• out like a light
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• sounds like an affliction
• This is what it sounds like
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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