Findings:

• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• 206
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Fuck it or kill it
• accidentally on purpose
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Accidentally in Love
• accidentally at the market
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
• How I accidentally became a Methodist
• I accidentally signed you up for Spudge Camp
• That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Television
• Kill Yourself
• Bikini Kill
• kill file
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• person, place or thing
• Know your pets
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Kill Rock Stars
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• One Shot One Kill
• kill word
• Kill time before it kills you
• Kill your sampler
• Humane octopus killing
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Someone please kill me
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• I Love to Kill
• kill -KILL
• kill -BUS
• kill -PIPE
• kill -XCPU
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill Zone
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Smoking can kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Society killed evolution
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Kill the rich
• Killed By Death
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• kill -11
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• How to kill an eel
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• What we think we know can kill us
• How to kill a Sim
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Killed in Action
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Solving a maze
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Today I kill my child
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• kill dash nine (user)
• Cars Kill Fish
• kill -9 -1
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• I could've killed my father
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• When you kill people they die
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar

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