Findings:
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- absence
- Leave of Absence
- In the Absence of the Sacred
- absence seizure
- absence epilepsy
- Absence of proof is not proof of absence
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder
- Life in the absence of a writer
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- crushed by the absence of you
- Present in Absence
- That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
- Congenital absence of the vagina
- Calling her absence an example of negative space
- Feeling your absence
- On the Absence of Keyboard Continuo in Haydn's Symphonies
- absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
- Startled at your absence
- In The Absence of Truth
- absence makes the cock grow... fonder
- Approved absence
- absence (user)
- Thoughts on the absence of trains
- Seeking the absence of thought
- The absence of onions
- The presence or absence of stimuli
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part three
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part four
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part five
- That the absence of a shoulder
- evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
- An absence of connection. Peripheral creatures all
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Lotus Notes
- note
- Post-it Notes
- Note to self
- Blue Note Records
- Blue Note in the Fifties
- liner notes
- Notes from the Underground
- Notes
- suicide note
- Cliffs Notes
- The multiple-choice note
- Bank note
- Noted
- Note paper
- Post note
- promissory note
- Kurt Cobain's Suicide Note
- Bent as a nine bob note
- eighth note
- Lay the note
- Thank you note
- The Unabomber's Manifesto, Notes
- Music Is Rotted One Note
- ©note (user)
- notes scribbled on hands
- notes from the dentist's chair
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 1
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 2
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 3
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 4
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 5
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, 6
- Shakespearean Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music
- Note to self: be nice
- Note to self: Ignore the troll
- Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes
- The Noser and the Note
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- ghost note
- Money: A Suicide Note
- bread and butter note
- Notes on Venezuela's New Constitution
- notes on clarity
- This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private
- Notes from the little black book
- I left you a note and you replied to it
- Mental Note
- Microsoft's note on Java support
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- A note on arrival
- MIDI note
- pukesick: notes to myself
- note from future self
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
- A Final Note from the NSA Handbook
- Ransom note love letter
- Notes from the Road: I-80 West, Jersey to Nevada (Iowa excluded)
- ECofOZ:Author's Note
- whole note
- half note
- quarter note
- sixteenth note
- Thirty-second note
- sixty-fourth note
- grace note
- A Few Notes On The Culture
- Of Gods and Men: A Note on Procedure
- Of Gods and Men: A Note on Sources
- A Note to the Evil Scumbag from the USS Gary
- Mental Notes
- notes I never gave her
- Notes to Myself
- One Pound Note
- Guide to Chord Formation : 'Add' Chords and Chromatic Notes
- Prefatory Note To The Meditations
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- A Note to Small Town Club Owners
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- Notes on the Final Action of the Female Protagonists in A Doll's House and Medea
- Local Note
- One Note Samba
- Suicide's Note
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- root note
- note (user)
- Rishabha Note
- Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- How to bend guitar notes properly
- Notes on Nationalism
- Notes on Nationalism, Part 2
- A note from Hubert Humphrey to Tommy James & the Shondells
- Federal Reserve Note
- Notes On The Nicaragua Canal
- Some Notes on Genevieve
- £100 note
- Note to self:
- The Last Note of Freedom
- Notes on Dialogue
- If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
- The Blue Note Club
- Notes on the history of logic
- Notes on Camp
- A small note regarding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
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