Findings:

• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• 16 year old
• The same old album: An account of teenage relationships
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• When the Year Grows Old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Same Old Song
• Old chestnut: Burning two ropes
• Two Years Before the Mast
• When I was ten years old
• old chestnut: two riverboats
• food fight
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• We are the same age but years apart
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• One year old
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Old chestnut: East and West coast same time
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• Two Stories Involving the Same Squirrel
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• Two Years Before the Masters
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• old chestnut: all but two
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• 15 years old
• I am eighteen years old
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• old chestnut: two ladders
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Two dandy old bleach blondes in a VW Rabbit
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Same Time, Next Year
• Christmas is the same every year
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Covid after two years
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I could have been one of a two
• accomplished
• Mission Accomplished
• It is accomplished.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• I could sleep now
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I Could Live In Hope
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I could drown in your eyes
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)

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