Findings:
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- old man bar
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Alcoholic American Ambush : A Possibly-Naked London Booze Monkeys Drinking Excursion
- Why you should use pencils instead of pens
- Where are all the old Sierra type adventure games?
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- drink the bar dry
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- How to herd people in public
- Why you should understand the tools you use
- a garden where a girl used to be
- A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
- When writers use Latin
- Can you drink old beer?
- Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Old Town Bar
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- to a place where no one's around
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
- Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
- Or at least it used to be
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Why you should visit McDonald's on vacation
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- where they used to live
- Why more people should use the color brown
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Laughing at your own mistakes, drinking with your buddies
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
- Life in the American business world
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He flops over and bonks his head
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- Free drinks at the topless bar
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
- He made a way to his anger
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- You use the shallow and old, trade the heart for the gold
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- Should I stay or should I go?
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Why you should use pens instead of pencils
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- where the marks should end
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Where the Bridge Used to Be
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Drinks in a bar
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
- drinking buddies
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Why I Should Stop Drinking
- He called around 5:30
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He weaves his words
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When he became an old man
- he (or she)
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- Where once he walked
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- He just left his body
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I went to visit his grave
- God comments his code, you should too
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- if he's not here, then where?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The old hands you’ve baked around hers
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
- Kiki Uses His Magic
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Turn around
- Where All the Birds Sit
If you Log in you could create a "a reformed alcoholic should not hang around with his old drinking buddies or visit the bars where he used to drink" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.