Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The girl you fell in love with
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• The girl who everyone loved
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Helping people cheat
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Who's That Girl
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The girl who left a legend
• Girl gangstas
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• His Girl Friday
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• His 'N' Hers
• When the foeman bares his steel
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• Kafka's Frustration with his Inherited Language
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• Dave O'Higgings and his biggish band
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Meekness of Mr Pecksniff, and his charming daughters
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• Charles II, his mistresses and his children
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• His band and the Street Choir
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• Give the Devil his IOU
• The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
• Stolen
• who
• Who shall we eat?
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Who watches the watchmen?
• Who is John Galt?
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Half-sour pickle
• Who is McDonald's kidding?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• The Man who Loved Islands
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Who's counting?
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• La Blue Girl
• Who Knows One?
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• two hot blonde girls
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Things girls think guys should know
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Sensor Girl
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl
• find someone who dreams of you
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Girl Scouts of the USA
• Zebra Girl
• netty girl (user)
• Cheeky Girls
• glass girl (user)
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• Breaking The Girl
• rewsha girl (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Girl with the Sunlit Smile
• fat girl (user)
• Five Awesome Girls
• hot and sexy girl
• The Ballad of a Tongueless Girl
• war is like a girl
• Funny Girl
• New Girl
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Power
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You Had It Coming

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