Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The girl you fell in love with
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The girl who everyone loved
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Helping people cheat
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Who's That Girl
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• the girl who danced with the chair
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The girl who left a legend
• Girl gangstas
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• His Girl Friday
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• his throbbing manhood
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Llewelyn and his hound Gelert
• In His Steps
• automaus reads its message inbox
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: By-ends and his companions
• His face when she fell
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Mr Humphreys and his Inheritance
• The chestnut casts his flambeaux
• God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• being in his orbit
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Doctor Who
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• May those who are born after me
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• Who Would True Valour See
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Mick Rock
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Magician who stopped a Rebellion
• Who Cares A Lot
• Who Came First
• Who owns the moon?
• La Blue Girl
• The ambassador who wasn't
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• Guess Who
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• two hot blonde girls
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• Doctor Who Stories (category)
• Things girls think guys should know
• For the unnamed Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Sensor Girl
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Girl Scouts of the USA
• Zebra Girl
• netty girl (user)
• Cheeky Girls
• glass girl (user)
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• Breaking The Girl
• rewsha girl (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Girl with the Sunlit Smile
• fat girl (user)
• Five Awesome Girls
• hot and sexy girl
• The Ballad of a Tongueless Girl
• war is like a girl
• Funny Girl
• New Girl
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Power
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had a few
• They had been expecting me
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.

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