Findings:

• The Girl Who Had Everything
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• The girl who left a legend
• Girl gangstas
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• The Girl Who Waited
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• His Girl Friday
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The girl who everyone loved
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The girl you fell in love with
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• the girl who danced with the chair
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Who's That Girl
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Girls Who Bite Back
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Helping people cheat
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The girl who hangs the sun
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• The Desert of his Soul
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons III
• Harry Harlow and his monkeys
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• History of His Own Time
• she is his sounding board
• Off with his head!
• Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
• Stolen Child (category)
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Judging women by their books
• Who's your inferior?
• Who hung the monkey?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Who is Julia?
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Who Shot Ryoji Kaji?
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• Doctor Who Scarf
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Roller Girl
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• cover girl
• The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
• The Girl and the Starfish
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• nerdy girl allegory
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 34 : The Rose Signet
• Lunch with the girls
• Pandeism and the world of Doctor Who
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Girl novels
• College girl's minuet
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Pretty Girls Make Graves (document)
• Girl's Guitar Club
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Josephine, The Dog-faced Girl
• The Girl With the Sad Grey Eyes
• BLASPHEMOUS GIRL (user)
• Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The Test Card Girl (user)
• The Salamander Girl
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• Maggie: A Girl of the Streets
• The Girl with All the Gifts
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I miss the parents I wish I had
• The General in his Labyrinth
• The Ass and His Driver
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl

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