Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The girl you fell in love with
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The girl who everyone loved
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Helping people cheat
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Who's That Girl
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• the girl who danced with the chair
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The girl who hangs the sun
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The girl who left a legend
• Girl gangstas
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• His Girl Friday
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• a woman who knows nothing
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• The dog who would not move
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• La Blue Girl
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• two hot blonde girls
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Things girls think guys should know
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Sensor Girl
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Girl Scouts of the USA
• Zebra Girl
• netty girl (user)
• Cheeky Girls
• glass girl (user)
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• Breaking The Girl
• rewsha girl (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The Girl with the Sunlit Smile
• fat girl (user)
• Five Awesome Girls
• hot and sexy girl
• The Ballad of a Tongueless Girl
• war is like a girl
• Funny Girl
• New Girl
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Power
• Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Forgetting his life away
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Left to His Own Devices
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• A man's got to know his limitations
• His magnolia walls
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• A teenage son to his father
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• To each his own religion
• his boots empty
• Stolen Continents
• How to make a duct tape wallet
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• Who's Who Among American High School Students

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