Findings:

• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• He who has ears, let him hear
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• who has the demon?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• Spencers Gifts
• Gifted Program
• Gift economy
• Charismatic Gifts
• Gift of Prophecy
• God's Gift To Man
• gift
• The Gift of the Magi
• Xmas Gift
• gift voucher
• Bonanza Gift Shop
• Wild Gift
• gift of gab
• gift chocolate
• The Gift
• Gifts of Gold
• The gift that keeps on giving
• gift shop
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop
• Highly Gifted
• God's Gift
• Spiritual Gifts and Ministries
• The Gift of Prophecy
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Gift Paradigm
• My mother's gifts
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• The Gift of Asher Lev
• A Gift of Ben-Wa Balls
• Gifts of the Magi
• Simple Gifts
• gift exchange
• The make do gift
• A Gift Taken Away
• Giving gifts
• Rudy Giuliani Gift Shop and Sex Emporium
• The Gift of God
• Flowers are a strange gift
• The Gift of The Great Spirit
• The curse of being gifted
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Homer Gift
• Contributing to an expensive farewell gift for your rich, rich boss
• gifted
• Gifts we already have
• Family gift
• Finnegan's toys and gifts
• The Great Gift, Tobacco
• A Gift of Fire, A Gift of Blood
• It's a Gift
• Greek Gift
• A Gift Of Music
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth
• Gift giving in Japan
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• The perfect gift
• Humboldt's Gift
• The Greatest Gift
• God's gift to women
• life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
• Uncle gifts
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• A Gift of Wings
• Gifts
• Gift (user)
• gift card
• Einstein's Gift
• The lost Salt and gift of Blood
• Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
• christmas gifts (user)
• The Gift of Death
• E2 Gift Shop (superdoc)
• The Gift That Keeps On Giving (e2poll)
• The Gift That Keeps On Giving (document)
• Anger is a gift
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Eggs, Tokens, E2 Gift Shop and Wheel of Surprise
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Gift of Fear
• Wedding gift ideas: deluxe monogrammed memories
• The Gift of Ching (node_forward)
• The Gift of Votes (node_forward)
• The Gift of Eggs (node_forward)
• Gift Points
• unkle gifts
• A Gift from a Flower to a Garden
• The Gift of Star (node_forward)
• Exit Through The Gift Shop
• The Andalite's Gift
• The Gifted and Talented Experiment
• Return the Gift

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