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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Skim this life but never live
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Forever blue, but never black
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Idiot Plot
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• Summer never answers when you call
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• You're never around when I need you
• executed but never exposed
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground

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