Findings:

• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• Male restroom etiquette
• bathroom tissue
• Executive Bathroom
• bathroom break
• Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
• Female restroom etiquette
• My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Stealth Bathroom Attendant
• Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
• Bathroom Survival Guide
• bathroom scale
• In the Fascist Bathroom
• The bathroom cerberus
• Bathroom Statistics
• Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
• Washing hands in public bathrooms
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• Bathroom Reading
• bathroom neutral color
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• How to flood a bathroom
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• My ideal bathroom
• Acoustically perfect bathroom
• tight bathroom security
• Jacking off in the bathroom at work
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• trapped in a restroom stall
• your bathroom floor
• A guide to bathrooms in New Orleans
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Soliciting homosexual intercourse in the stalls of public bathrooms
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• bathroom tennis
• Are Victoria's Secret catalogs in the office bathroom considered unprofessional?
• bathroom basketball
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• Public bathroom science
• Random Hall Bathroom Server
• How to clean a bathroom
• Greta Garbage's Outrageous Bathroom Book
• Great American Bathroom Book
• In the bathrooms and the bad motels
• bathroom poetry
• Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
• U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor
• Lavisarin vs. The Bathroom door: An Inspiring Tale of a New Age Hero
• Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
• Bathroom Suicide
• Bathroom (user)
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• She went out through the bathroom window
• Poetic graffiti on bathroom walls
• The Ultimate Zen Node - A Proper Comment
• The bathroom's her bedroom, where the tears flow
• Christmas in the Walmart bathrooms
• Social distancing in the Walmart bathrooms
• Advantages of each gender of bathroom
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going out
• going
• What's Going On
• Where are you going?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• going dumb
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Going Solo
• going commando
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I'm Going Home
• Hey, how's it going?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• going forward
• The Going
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Going out with a bang
• People who are going to hell
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• going nowhere
• What's going on here?
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going Away
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Going Underground
• going meta
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going to Fukuoka
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Going Overboard
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.

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