Findings:

• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Don’t give up the ship!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Don't give up
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Someday, I will be strong
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be alone
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The revolution will not be televised
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If it be your will
• I will always be in the details
• There will never be another you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I will always be weird inside
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Hot pursuit
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The television will not be revolutionized
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• What life after death will really be like
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Never be the first to let go
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Marks which will never be broken
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I will be in my trailer!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Be Evil
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Don't be sad
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• There will be no more stories to read
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• Will I cease to be
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• On the comet there will be much pie
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The next life will be better
• The Revolution will be televised
• don't be absurd (user)
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)

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