Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Your entire life could be rewritten as a number of seconds, several of which are spent doing this assignment"

• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The second chance you give could be your last
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• IP Port Numbers Assignments
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• If I could be someone
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Things that could be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Second Life Uses
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Doing something with your life
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Could Be Anywhere
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• in which lead gliders freeze against the sun for 0981 seconds of Earth-shattering beauty
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• We could all be blind
• It Could Always Be Worse
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• anyone could be your brand new love
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• The Second Life of Doctor Mirage
• Second Life
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Sentences with which to end your life
• The Ten Commandments revised
• the short second life of bree tanner
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• you could be asking questions
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• The mountain could be home
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You could be so delicious
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• To be noble in an average life
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• The next life will be better
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• What life after death will really be like
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Life without music would be a mistake
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• She could be a businesswoman
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Animals which may be immortal
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Germany could not be appeased
• My life may no longer be my own
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• our website could be your life
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• They Might Be Giants
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

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