Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You will strip, clean, and reassemble your weapon no less than five hundred times before 2400 tonight!"

• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• less elegant than grace
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
• Meteors are not needed less than mountains
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• no time
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Kill time before it kills you
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• all other times are better than 6 am
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• No less a man
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• I will fight no more forever
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Before time takes each year
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• If you will it, it is no legend
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• There were times better than this
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Ford Five Hundred
• Round the Moon: 8: At Seventy-Eight Thousand Five Hundred and Fourteen Leagues
• Clean food with no poop
• Less Than Zero
• less than
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• Vector Angles less than 90 Degrees
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• this seems less than fair
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Long time no see
• Less Than Zero Sum Game
• Less Than Human
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• There is no time paradox
• No time for love, Dr. Jones
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• No Time This Time
• I will Linux no more forever
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• I will fear no evil
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• bejweled no time limit
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The impending nickname shortage
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• time has no meaning here
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• I will fight no more
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Time Stops for No Mouse
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• A Time Before the Witch
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• five will get you ten
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Council of Five Hundred
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Time washes everyone clean
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• And time yet for a hundred indecisions
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Less Than Jake
• Alone in the night, I erase my thoughts a hundred times
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Less Than Jake: A Play
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• less than stellar
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• less fun than the packaging
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Less than three
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• The whole is less than the sum of it's parts
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• The narcissism of the performer is less than the narcissism of the audience
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• your itinerary for nothing less than the future
• no more, no less
• If No One Will Love Me
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Time of No Reply
• Kids have no concept of time
• God has no free will
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
• Computers have no sense of time
• No I will not fix your computer
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• September has such a feeling
• less than three (user)
• Five Weeks Before the Mast
• There will be no more stories to read
• The Land Before Time
• No time of any kind
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I will node no more forever
• No Time For Sergeants
• No time like the present
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• There was a time before

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