Findings:

• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Questions we will never have answers to
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• She Will Have Her Way
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• Many have died; you also will die.
• have ears, will listen
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Have brain, will travel
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
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• Bloodybelly comb jelly
• Comb-topped beak-bearing deep-fried chicken head
• Fine-toothed comb
• Jeffrey Combs
• ShRoOm CoMbS (user)
• ReD CoMbS (user)
• Ray Combs
• comb filter oscillation
• comb jellies
• comb jelly
• nit comb
• Two bald men fighting over a comb
• Welch comb
• Jessi Combs
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend

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