Findings:

• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Old man who lived by the crick
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• The Day the World was about to End
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• the man who recognized bee faces
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• Local man, missing, as search enters day five
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Half-sour pickle
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• The old man at the bus stop
• Old Man Willow
• When he became an old man
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Man Who Grew Young
• The Man who Died
• I know when the world will end
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• The days of very old were not very good
• Music was better in the old days
• Old Timer's Day
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Go to bed, old man!
• I made an old man cry
• When I am an old man
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• The Story of Rama, The Old Man
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• The Old Man of Pencader
• Mick Rock
• Old man cactus
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• dirty old man
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• old man trouble (user)
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• "The good old days" are a scam
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• my day will come (user)
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Who needs a day job?
• the day ends
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• How the universe will end
• some day we will all be gone
• These are their future good old days.
• Programming for the End of the Day
• The End of History and the Last Man
• The Lonely Man
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• good old days
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• This Old Man
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• The swing and the death of an old man
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The Good Old Days!
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Man Who
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• The Man who Loved Islands
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Portrait of an Artist, As an Old Man
• The Little Old Man of the Island
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• The Man Who Counted
• The Man Who Cried
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The Old Man
• old man (user)
• Old Man's War
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• The man who broke Britain
• My Old Man's a Dustman
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Hadst thou liv'd in days of old
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Thine Arm, O Lord, in Days of Old
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• One day we will burn
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
• how witches begin and end the day
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• Day Man
• End of the day bosses
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• funny fat guy who dies
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Old Man Murray
• Old Man of the Desert
• old man
• Funny Black Man
• The Captivity to the End of the Old Testament
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Old Man Kensey
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
• A strange old man
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• The Old Tin Can Man
• The Old Man and the Sea
• Old Man River
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• My old man
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• The end will be a sellout
• Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Old Man Thunder
• End of Days
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• As Old As Man
• The Old Man at Moontime
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• And on the eighth day, man created God

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