Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You can never get away from yourself
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The least I can get away with
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Children can be cruel
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• node that will be my legacy
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Exes can be good things
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• At least animals can run away
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• And then I will just slip away
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The revolution will not be webcast
• How to lie and get away with it
• TV can be a good thing
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• You will be assimilated
• How to NOT get towed away
• run away, as fast as you can
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Can we still be friends?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• No one can be totally logical
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Will I cease to be
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There can be only one
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Who Will Be There
• talking can only give you away
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The end will be a sellout
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Valour can be brown
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• You'll never get away with this!
• At midnight I will come to steal you away
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• The revolution will not be televised
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Be all that you can be
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Any song can be a love song
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• all the cute guys will be there
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• What life after death will really be like
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• the world will be remade in our image
• not to be taken away
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Boys will be boys
• murder can be fun
• There will be time
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Light Fuse Get Away
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• University students can be really stupid
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Be sure it's legal
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will always be weird inside
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds

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