Findings:

• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• five and a half minute hallway
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• What I want from life
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• Getting what you want from tech support
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• You're not from around here, are you?
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• You can't get there from here
• from
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Theme from Shaft
• Argument from Evil
• Notes from the Underground
• from scratch
• Argument from Non-Belief
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• Good from far, but far from good
• From the Earth to the Moon
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Argument from Design
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape From New York
• Escape from L.A.
• Steady Sounds from the Underground
• From Beyond
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• freedom from suffering
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Dav from Jordan (user)
• Tales from the Crypt
• Things we learn from movies
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Jose Chung's From Outer Space
• Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
• The view from my room
• away from me
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Melodies from Mars
• Snapple Sun
• From Hell
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Escape From Staten Island
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance
• strictly from hunger
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• pajamas from the dryer
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Swear words from science fiction
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• FTP from my dreams
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• The Menace from Earth
• Erich Fromm
• RFC 1217
• Starting from Paumanok
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
• COME FROM
• Making plastic explosives from bleach
• From pillar to post
• Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
• Escape from Monkey Island
• Genius from Mars Technique
• Sonnet #43, from the Portuguese
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• The Secession of Canada from the Republic of Quebec
• Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Scenes from the Hat
• The "running from the explosion" scene
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
• taking down the advertising industry from the inside
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Shows from which I save the stubs
• Removing wax from clothing
• Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• unwinding from the day
• Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• notes from the dentist's chair
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• Blast From the Past
• Argument from Ignorance
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• From my cold dead hands
• Voice from the Great Depression
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Scenes from "Politian"
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator
• Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
• The Child who came from an Egg
• The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
• nice from a distance
• Visitors From Oz
• News from the Libertarian Party
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• Things I've learned from Everything
• How to watch the stars from a secluded island
• The day porn moved from film to video
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• Tales from Alton Towers
• Eyeball prolapse
• News from Lake Wobegon
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• far be it from me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation

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