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"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
The Man and His Wife
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
England expects that every man will do his duty
Never pick a fight with a dead man.
He had something to say. He said it.
"You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
Going Where No Man Should Go
A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
The Man With the Child in His Eyes
His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
I will never take a man underwear shopping
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
why you should never be a referee
Things you should never do with chopsticks
On feeling haunted by words which were never said
But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
Never say die
How Man creates his Gods
A man with a tapeworm up his nose
A man's got to know his limitations
Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
The man of his times
A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
man and wife
Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
The death of a man I had never known
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
The night I saw a man get his head blown off
Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
They say you're a man with true grit.
Love means never having to say you're sorry
if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
I never thought I'd have something to say
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
The Old Man and his Grandson
Kissing a man all over his face
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
The Fisherman and His Wife
Tucker: The Man And His Dream
Did Nixon beat his wife?
Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
A man and his own face
The Nice Painter and his Wife
The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
A man's home is his castle
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
My man was shot for his sheep coat
God comments his code, you should too
I killed a man with his own stomach
The old man and his bottle of spirits
The Man Who Never Sleeps
if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
never trust a minty brained man
The Old Man and His Big Toe
And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
A Man Said to the Universe
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
"Think as I think," said a man
Sore throat cure
How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
Never Say Never Again
Seven words you can never say on television
The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
It is not good that the man should be alone
Names that should never be given to important files
".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
Things Never to say to your kids
They say it's never too late
Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
Abbey Road should never be played on random
What is and what should never be
Men should never call themselves feminists
He never killed a man that did not need killing.
Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
Things I never dare say
They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
some say he was never here at all
I never heard him say "I love you"
Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
What tech support reps should not say to customers
Front porch, what should have been said
Love is never having to say you're sorry
What everyone should know about the first man in space
The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
Blind man tying his shoes
Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
his
Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
On His Blindness
Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
The General in his Labyrinth
The Fisherman and His Nets
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Touch the Hem of His Garment
How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
The Ass and His Shadow
The Ass and His Masters
The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
The Ass and His Purchaser
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
pull the steel wool over his eyes
His Royal Highness
Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
Phosphor reading by His own Light
up his own arse
How Pac-Man got his name
His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
i like his madness
Then I poked him in his sunburn
Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
Zuigan calls his own master
Tokusan holds his bowl
Saturn Devouring His Children
The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
His Majesty the Scarecrow
My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
And then I broke his nose
The Colour Of His Voice
Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
In His Own Image
32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
When the foeman bares his steel
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
I saw his round mouth's crimson
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
G-8 and his Battle Aces
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons II

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