Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You really think I'm going to create an alternate account and then use a pipelink to give it away - dumbass"

• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to be a Dad
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Is she really going out with him?
• Give your best lines away
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• How to use a current account
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Crazy
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Only her hands would give her away
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I'm fine no really
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Why big businesses give prizes away
• I'm about to create a new node!
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to kill you
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• They think I'm a god
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• i'm used to it
• I'm Really Into Techno
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• I'm not what you think
• going away again
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I'm running away to Alaska
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• This was not my going away party
• I'm Going Home
• And then I will just slip away
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• nocode's going away party
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Going Away
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I know, let's give shit away
• My cats think I'm a God
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The things we give away
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• talking can only give you away
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• account payable
• accounts receivable
• Sado Alanet Account (user)
• Flexible Spending Account
• Spiritual Bank Account
• The Regional Accounts Director of Firetop Mountain
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Pandeism fully accounts
• Go Away
• Home away from home
• silently fading away
• away from me
• Furniture that I wouldn't throw away if I moved

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