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• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• like you love me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• love like you've never been hurt
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Black Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• like coming up for air
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• why I like fat bastards
• My first comet
• Never look like you're staring
• I never thought it would be like this
• What I never did is done
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• My Company Likes Me
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The train never did come that day
• Women only like me for my mind
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Creeps Like Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• who did this to me?
• What did you See in Me?
• Those Poor Bastards
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• I like you; do you like me?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Loves me like a bottle
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Dead Like Me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• treat me like a woman
• How did I end up here?
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• unfinished (like me)
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• We get tangled up like wires
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• What did Jesus look like?
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Let me count all the pieces
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• We did not make this up
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• You Can Count on Me
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Tolkien did not like magic
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I like to take up space
• Walk Like Me
• Do you like me?
• A Doll Like Me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• You're like a brother to me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• You like me, you really like me!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• He brings me books like flowers
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• We like to stay up late at night
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Republican Like Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bleed Like Me
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Count to Pi for me.
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• eyed me like a female mantis
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)

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