Findings:

• My life may no longer be my own
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• May my wrongs create no trouble in thy breast
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Absolutely Fabulous
• absolutely
• Absolutely Free
• absolute power corrupts absolutely
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Creativity is absolutely dependent on boundaries
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• Everybody Everywhere is Absolutely Equal
• the night absolutely into me
• voice processing card
• Orson Scott Card
• Sound Card
• video card
• Star Trek CCG
• collectible trading card game
• credit card
• business card
• card
• Network interface card
• Greeting card
• smart card
• punch cards
• House of cards
• baseball card
• wild card
• Cabaret card
• Tarot cards
• calling card
• card catalog
• natural card
• Textually represented playing cards
• card condom
• debit card
• card game
• Sea card
• get well card
• savings card
• Discount card at the hippie grocery
• CardCaptor Sakura
• organ donor's card
• hotswapping ISA cards
• Green Card
• punched card
• Card (user)
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• Bounce Card
• Report card
• Credit Card companies
• Card-carrying member of the ACLU
• Television tuner card
• Whore card
• DVD decoder card
• lace card
• yellow card
• V card
• platinum card
• Corporate ID Cards
• Standard American Yellow Card
• high card points
• Wild Cards
• court card
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• pull your card
• Hanafuda
• security card shuffle
• Getting carded
• Zener cards
• credit card debt
• Get out of jail free card
• video card madness
• Jacquard punch cards
• credit card validation
• Library Card
• swiss card
• check card
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• Credit Card Camping
• tart cards
• Card Fighters Clash
• blow-in card
• bind-in card
• Pick a card, any card
• Counting cards
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• Play the cancer card
• credit card game
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• cigarette cards
• Student Advantage Card
• A business card left for my daughter, the waitress
• Subway Club Card
• Online greeting cards
• Octopus Card
• cue card
• face card
• trading card
• "super" memory card
• promo card
• marked card
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The Card Game
• 80 column card
• Customizable Card Game
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• speed card game
• lap card
• Easy 5 Card Tarot Layout
• access card
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• Contactless Smart Card
• Opting out of pre-approved credit cards
• AccessPro PC card
• McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
• CAMRA Short Measures Card
• The Turn of a Friendly Card
• Disease Trading Cards
• flash cards
• card not present transaction
• grey card
• SD Card
• Cheating at cards
• The Hotel Manager and the Bellhop Card Trick
• card trick
• Seven card stud hi/lo poker
• DOS Compatibility Card
• Scarne on Cards
• Sears Premier Card
• playing cards
• alien registration card
• Celebrity Business Card
• KEM Cards
• Mass Card
• Loyalty Card
• Prerelease card
• card shuffling algorithms
• A Mythology of the Credit Card
• credit card receipts
• Pre-approved credit cards
• cards and kisses
• Wizards of the Coast Christmas Cards
• The Phatt Island Library Card Catalog
• voter registration card
• blue card
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• ability card
• 52 card pickup
• QSL card
• The Deck of Cards Quandary: Quantum Superposition
• Card Cheat
• CD-ROM² & Super CD-ROM² System & Arcade Cards
• POST diagnostic card
• premium foil card
• Wisconsin Card Sorting Test

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