A standard
90s comeback to anyone who seems
offended or surprised by a story they just heard, or a statement you have made.
Especially useful if the person understands irony.
First person:"Eww, I can't believe that a guy would go out with a girl in a wheelchair just to say he had done it."
Second person: "Hmm, you make that sound like a bad thing."
This is another example of the "not that that's a bad thing," school of sarcasm ...