Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You look like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a shovel."

• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Pretty like fire
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Look siad me Be like me
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• sit like a house on fire
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• he's like someone living in a dream
• How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• Get a rise out of someone
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• putting out fires
• What did Jesus look like?
• it looks like rain
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• I went out to the forest and caught 100,000 fireflies
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• You look sane, motionless like that
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• windows where I can look out
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
• Put out to pasture
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to pack someone out of your life
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• wipe the sweat from your brow and put a smile on your face
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• What do theorems look like?
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• We Looked Like Giants
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• like something out of a story
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• He Looked Like the Summer
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Try not to look into my eyes
• put out
• Put out to stud
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Things to put on your desk to look at while you wait for your slow connection
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Putt it out
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I Sit and Look Out
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• Snow like fire
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I look for your face in every crowd
• out like a light
• Be a model or just look like one
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Never look like you're staring
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• I put away childish things, like myself
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• A face like a slapped arse
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Looks Like Rain
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• When you blow out like a dead star
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• and the people look like flowers at last
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• This isn't what it looks like
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself

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