Findings:

• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've been away from home too long
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I have too much to say
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I know I have been dreaming
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When words mean too much
• Days when art is too much to bear
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have too many clothes
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What have you been smoking?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Names have been changed
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• you know you've been caught
• Art has an actual purpose
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I could have been Canadian
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have just been shot
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Stoned music memories
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
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• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• When living we have need of Death
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Advice I have been given about girls
• He's been places they have not.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Men have feelings too
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What Might Have Been
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• you have never been safe
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• AES may have been broken
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• When I have female children
• i have been burning for so long
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I could have been one of a two
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• A reason to drink
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?

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