Findings:

• You know you're in the SCA when
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You know you're a geek when...
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When night falls starless
• Only when you're older
• You Know You're Right
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Swing when you're winning
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• Sucking at The Sims
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're alone
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Time flies when you're having fun
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're pretty when you cry
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Eye contact at a distance
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• To Here Knows When
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I know when the world will end
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• the night does not know
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When all the stars go out at night
• When Night is Almost Done
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're home alone
• When you're dead, you're dead
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You're never around when I need you
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I know more when I'm alone
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When night taught you to let light talk
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When You're Evil
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• Node what you don't know
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• know it all
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• No one knows my plan
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Things guys think girls should know
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence

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