Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You know what I'd like to be? I mean if I had my goddamn choice, I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all."

• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Be a model or just look like one
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• No place I'd rather be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• we can all just be around other people
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Just to see what it would be like
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• It will never be just you
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• What does it mean to be religious?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• All units be advised
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• What does it mean to be free?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• What it's like to be skinny
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• we can't all be rock stars
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Just be home in time for supper
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Just Be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• I never thought it would be like this
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• What life after death will really be like
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All we need is just to be
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Let's just be friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Mind without body
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Hot pursuit
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I just want to be a drummer
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• you just might be evil
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I just want to be friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• we shall all be healed
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• all limitations must be overcome
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Look siad me Be like me
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• you had to be there
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• All will be well again in time
• this is where we all came to be
• some day we will all be gone
• What engineering textbooks should be like

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