Findings:
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Ideas are better than apples
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- had better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- Why cats are better than dogs
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- for() is better than while()
- better than 2 (user)
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- better late than never
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- leave it better than you found it
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- There's no better mirror than a child
- I can do much better than this
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- A better model than the one at data general
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- everything men NEED to know about weddings
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Better Than Bouillon
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Some Days are Better than Others
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- It doesn't get any better than this
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Original better than the sequel
- The less you know, the better you sleep
- Two heads are better than one
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- you know better
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- CD vs. vinyl
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- What can be better than that?
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- Tickling is better than sex
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- Better Than Chocolate
- There were times better than this
- Better than kicking him into next week
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- better than Radiohead
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Things that are better than sex
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- if I had known then what I know now
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- better than half my insides
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
- You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- You aren't better than human
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- A determination to do better than
- Better than Life
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Know me better, and love me better
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Are we better than everything else?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- You should know better
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- You had better...!!!
- Better the devil you know
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- Better than Sex
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Better safe than sorry
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better blatant than latent
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Better Than Sex Cake
- What Everything does better than anything else
- The book is better than the movie
- Rebeca Martinez
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Half a loaf is better than none
- better off with him than here with me
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- A modem is better than nothing
- better than a living will
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- Better Than Garbo
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- better than the best
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- better than natural
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Treatment of corporations
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- Better him than me
- Better Dead Than Red
- the ancient novel
- Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
- Ancient of Days
- The Ancient Art of War in the Skies
- Ancient Chinese Toilets
- The Voice of the Ancient Bard
- Ancient Lights
- Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
- ancient Greece and Rome timeline
- Ancient Greek calendar
- Ancient Eugenics
- Ancient Eugenics: Part II
- Ancient Eugenics: Part III
- Ancient Eugenics: Part IV
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Ancient Near East
- Ancient Provinces of Japan
- The beginnings of Christianity in India
- Christianity and Ancient Asia
- Ancient Church of the East
- Theology in ancient Greek natural philosophy
- The Importance of the Family in Ancient China
- Ancient Astronaut
- On the Liberty of the Ancients Compared with that of the Moderns
- Ancient Empires
- The ancient tree
- Ancient Greek
- Justified Ancients of Mummu
- Making Ice In Ancient Rome
- A Breakdown of Two Ancient Aesthetics
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