Findings:

• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was your age
• She knew what she was doing
• When I Was A Baby
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I Was Cruel
• Most Dangerous Jobs in America
• When first my way to fair I took
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was five
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When she was bad
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When I Was a Boy
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was ten years old
• November 4, 1995
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The first time I knew I was different
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I was young
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When our word was iron
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• When the jungle took the city back
• It was free, so I took it.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was a Lad
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I was Fair and Young
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Back when our blood was still warm
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I was 9
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I remember when all this was trees
• When I Was a Babe
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Dangerous and Deceiving
• armed and dangerous
• What's yellow and dangerous?
• Young and Dangerous
• Dangerous Virus (X)
• Dangerous personal philosophies
• Dangerous Bullshit Political Maneuvers
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• The Dangerous Kitchen
• The Mangaboos Prove Dangerous
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Of all the Seasons, Autumn is the Most Dangerous
• "Dangerous chemicals": Absurd liberal myth
• Dangerous (user)
• The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
• Dangerous Minds
• World's Biggest Most Dangerous Lily Pad
• Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
• Bangkok Dangerous
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Dangerous Visions
• love gets dangerous
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• Dangerous Red
• The World's Most Dangerous Places
• Celebrating the Fourth of July through highly dangerous homemade explosives
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• pwning an owner of a dangerous dog
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Lumpy Fred (user)
• Fred
• Fred Durst
• Fred Bear
• Fred Norris
• Fred Astaire
• Fred Tuttle
• Fred Frith
• Fr
• Fred Smith
• Fred and Ethel
• Fred Meyer
• Fred Ward
• Fred Phelps
• Bartolomé de Las Casas
• Fred Flintstone
• John Kander and Fred Ebb
• Fred Savage
• Fred Dagg
• Fred Bauder (user)
• Fred Rose
• Fred McGriff
• Fred Penner (user)

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