Findings:

• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Why we have two ears
• The Walls have Ears
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• ear buds
• soft ears
• Rabbit ears
• virgin ears
• Van Gogh's Ear
• diminishing returns for the ears and soul
• Eared
• Lion's ear
• Midas's ear
• Bend one's ear
• cat ears
• the human ear
• stand you on your ear
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• ears with feet
• ear seeker
• ear infection
• no fur, no ears
• ear wax
• pulling a quarter out of the ear
• The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears
• burning ears
• headphone ears
• tree ear mushroom
• Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears
• getting by with duff ears
• War of Jenkins' Ear
• ear bones
• elephant ears
• ear piercing
• ear training
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Listening with more than your ears
• play it by ear
• How to pierce your own ears
• itchy ear
• ear wallpaper
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• tufted ears
• Flop Eared Mule
• inner ear
• Cleaning your ears
• ear syringe
• ear scope
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• ear (user)
• Ear candling
• It is not the voice that commands the story; it is the ear.
• blood in my ears
• Big Ear
• You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
• wood ear
• floppy ears (user)
• golden ear
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Take the wolf by the ears
• Do your ears hang low?
• The Ear of Corn
• String of Ears
• ear candle
• hold the carabao's ear
• Ear plugs
• ear spoon
• ear trumpet
• Cheers, big ears
• swimmer's ear
• Vaccines for ear infections
• Wet behind the ears
• Stingray's Ear (user)
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Third Ear
• Stinky ear syndrome
• Ear and Mouth
• pig's ear
• With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
• a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
• Bartender's ear
• The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
• The Noise In My Ears
• The Quiet Drumming on the Ears
• Prescription Medications: the ear, nose and throat
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Spock Ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• Big Ears (user)
• Middle ear
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• the ocean in my ears
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• He who has ears, let him hear
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The Rabbit with Big Ears
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• Ear canal
• a grenade's hot breath in my ear
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• rabbit ear
• Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
• Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
• Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
• Riot in your ear
• my ears are still ringing
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• the ear too fondly listens
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• walt whitman ears of corn
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known

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