Findings:
- Have you ever made a just man?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Subliminal messages discovered on DVDs!
- 10 ways of sending a secret message without conventional encryption
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How I Discovered The Secret Bus Schedules
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- I have just been shot
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Secret Message
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- just to have some human contact
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- secret messages
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The secret message node
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- discovered attack
- The newly discovered erotic works of H. P. Lovecraft
- Is music written or discovered?
- How my wife discovered my homosexuality
- independently discovered
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- missed opportunities and discovered moments
- How mages discovered the scientific method
- How the scientists discovered magic
- Chinese sailors discovered southern Africa
- The day I discovered Nirvana
- two half discovered people, halfway to tears.
- Anecdotal Evidence Discovered
- Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- We're trying to have a baby
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
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