Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily."

• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• What is it like to have a soul?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• Californians have no soul
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• So you don't have to
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Hardware, Software, Body, Soul
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to do this
• The Soul Leaves the Hero's Body
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Body And Soul
• Baptist jokes
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a television set
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• A reason to drink
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't Tell a Soul
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The Dialogue between the soul and the body
• You don't have any real problems
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• How to have an out of body experience
• institutions have lives of their own
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• You can't have everything
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have no hair
• She's Gotta Have It
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Sally guests I have known
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have no complaint
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• When I have female children
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have a dream
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What have you been smoking?
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
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• We Have Explosive
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Know your pets
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have you tried rebooting?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You have a big finger
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you
• Have a nice day
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying

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