Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You don't have to be passive-aggressive to revolt against this kind of motivation"

• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• You don't have to remember my name
• A reason to drink
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• you have to be close to catch it
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Don't Be Afraid
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Baptist jokes
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• don't be absurd (user)
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If you would be so kind
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a television set
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Stoned music memories
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The best kind of bartender
• you have to be kidding
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Cruel to Be Kind
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• painting stars that have come to be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I don't want to be successful
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't always want you to be nice
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)

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