Findings:
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I don't need to be loved by you
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Watching the world go by
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Take the world by storm
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Eating only rice to get by
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- the world will be remade in our image
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I don't want to be successful
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Don't judge a band by the single
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Don't Be Evil
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Don't be sad
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Don't Pass Me By
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- How to get hit by a car
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- You're All I Need to Get By
- The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
- music to save the world by
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- don't judge a book by its movie
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I don't want to be alone
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- don't be absurd (user)
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- The World (as it ought to be)
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't be an IM phantom
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- and the world may be long for you
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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