Findings:

• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• can't fix what's true
• The man who can fix anything
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• How to fix art in America
• Drugs fix everything
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• we can give up, but the world never will
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• No I will not fix your computer
• Jim Fixx
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• can till can't
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Bad Habit
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Drunk, fix later
• edev: Other Users nodelet small font fix
• bug fix
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fix
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Quick Fix
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• No Quick Fix
• edev: Guest User messaging fix
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• trying to fix ourselves
• Fixing a skip on a vinyl record
• How to fix the world
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• Childproof lighter
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• but you wanna be bad
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• But can a robot love.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• but with words we can create anything
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• one-line fix
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Fix the fuzz with some soft
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Jim'll Fix It
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• How not to fix a computer
• How to fix a DLT drive
• Men Fix Things
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• edev: long node title in Random Nodes fix
• Fixing a toilet
• How to fix a door hinge
• Quick fix to most computer problems
• edev: Possible Duplicate New Writeup Fix
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Fixing a laptop button
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• The Fixx
• Why I should not fix your computer
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You can, but you may not
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• like you're blind but still can see
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The 10 bad listening habits
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys

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