Findings:
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You can run, but you can't hide
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- can till can't
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Can I have a light?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Something I Can Never Have
- A toad can die of light!
- Can you drink old beer?
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- A country boy can survive
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- But can you still cry like a child?
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- But can a robot love.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- You can, but you may not
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I love you but I have to let you go
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- like you're blind but still can see
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- but with words we can create anything
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
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