Findings:
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- teen drinking
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Doing something with your life
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- you're waiting for something
- What You're Doing
- How to know if something is worth doing
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- when you're ready to touch me again
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- When You're Evil
- Ways to Say you're done
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- I'll explain it when you're older
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- Something not to say in Gujarati
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- If you can say something nice, do
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- When something means nothing and nothing means everything
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- When you're home alone
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- When you're alone
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When you're dead, you're dead
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Swing when you're winning
- Sing when you're winning
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
- Only when you're older
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- You're too young to be so old
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
- You're Only Old Once!
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- my kisses say something
- The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- You can’t study something you fear.
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- you're all really really boring
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- There is something you don’t want to say
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- You know you're a geek when...
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You're never around when I need you
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Howard, this is really doing well!
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- You're pretty when you cry
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- When I was ten years old
- When you wake up feeling old
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- what are you doing with your freedom?
- anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
- Haldir what are you doing here
- When You Are Old
- When the Year Grows Old
- When I am an old man
- When I am an old woman
- When did the World get so old?
- When he became an old man
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How not to faint when you can't move
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- When You Are Old And Grey
- Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
- Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
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