Findings:

• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Without hope or agenda
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Two wrongs don't make right
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• two positives never make a negative
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• You can't make someone love you
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How to exchange two variables without using a third
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Make an egg bounce
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• I can't live without you
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• When or Not, Make it Great
• make or break
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Cooking for One
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Fluoxetine
• seven, plus or minus two
• Navigation without map or compass
• She could not live with or without him
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• War Without End, Part Two
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• One lump or two?
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music

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