Findings:

• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Where you can't find me
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Everything got me fired!
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Can't you hear me knocking
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Can't change me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Perceive me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• The Traveling Me (user)
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• let me show you it
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Women only like me for my mind
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Make Me Bad
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Men can't give directions
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Drugs Or Me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• #can't
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• The Attack by Fire
• I Know Who Killed Me
• putting out fires
• Stars cross me, holy
• Microsoft fire safety
• knife me in the heart
• Jonathan Fire Eater
• Our chemistry on the silent stage dazzles me
• Circle of Fire
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• the pale fire of the moon
• She Speaks to Me
• Five-alarm fire
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Broken like me
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Breath of Fire 3
• Quox Quietly Quits
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Fields of Fire
• suppressive fire
• Sun Fire 280R
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Noli me tangere
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• A part of me
• Come home with me
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Marry Me a Little
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• Jar of jam you gave me
• Makaronio me feta
• Wish me luck
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• remember me (user)
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• You Can't See It
• u'll never know me (user)
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• Me, on a stage, fighting
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• why I think I can't do anything
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When you just can't win
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Spank Me, Mr Darcy
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Into the Fire
• My mom loved me
• Breath of Fire
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Fire Protection
• And she's making me feel like I've never been born
• Gates of Fire
• Pretty like fire

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