Findings:

• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I don't want to be successful
• Hunter S. Thompson's letter to the movie executive
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Bill Clinton meets Hunter S. Thompson
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Hunter S. Thompson on the Nixon Pardon
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• selections from a conversation with Hunter S. Thompson
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• don't be a girl
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sad
• University students can be really stupid
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't be absurd (user)
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• So you want to be a composer
• How Should A Person Be?
• I Shall Be Released
• but you wanna be bad
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't hold your breath
• lizards don't understand
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Lick That/Don't Lick That
• You don't know fear
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't You Hate
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• to be
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• Too good to be true
• don't damage the telepath
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Don't ask
• Things that could be
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• The First of the Microbe Hunters
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Hunter College High School
• Kim Hunter
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• A fine line between stupid and clever
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Stupid interview questions
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• stupid on purpose
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Stupid Duty
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The mountain could be home
• Drew Brees and the incredibly stupid compromise
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Thompson submachine gun
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• not to be taken away
• I seem to be a verb
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?

If you Log in you could create a "You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.