Findings:
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Hunter S. Thompson's letter to the movie executive
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Bill Clinton meets Hunter S. Thompson
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Hunter S. Thompson on the Nixon Pardon
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- selections from a conversation with Hunter S. Thompson
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- don't be a girl
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- Be careful and don't fall down
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't want to be successful
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Don't Be Afraid
- I don't want to be alone
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Don't Be Evil
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't be sad
- Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
- University students can be really stupid
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- Be still, My soul
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Trite As Can Be (user)
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Youth is made to be misspent
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The man who refused to be King
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- It's hard to be a gangster.
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- Let there be another next time
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If you would be so kind
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I don't think of her
- don't comment on my looks
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- programs that don't compile
- I don't know what else to do
- They don't know what they're missing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't swim in your toilet
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't put your pecker in the checker
- Don't Blow Your Cover
- Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
- If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
- Where the sun don't shine
- I don't feel very proud
- I don't mind if you forget me
- A Grand Don't Come for Free
- Don't Cotton
- Don't trust everything you see
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Please don't send your resume
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Trying desperately to be cool
- Be a girl for a day
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- What life after death will really be like
- Brains Don't Matter
- The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
- Running toward the edge
- the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Don't cry for the Angels
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- don't kill your clients
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- Food should not be luminous
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- the Horse, Hunter, and Stag
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Die Hard the Hunter
- Trying to be friends
- Rainbow the Mummy Hunter
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- dr. stupid (user)
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
- Not to be sold separately
- stupid money
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Robert Thompson
- Be fruitful and multiply
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- She must be what cocaine is like
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- Cool To Be You
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
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