Findings:

• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Hunter S. Thompson's letter to the movie executive
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Bill Clinton meets Hunter S. Thompson
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Hunter S. Thompson on the Nixon Pardon
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• selections from a conversation with Hunter S. Thompson
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• don't be a girl
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't want to be successful
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be sad
• Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
• University students can be really stupid
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Let there be another next time
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you would be so kind
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I don't think of her
• don't comment on my looks
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• programs that don't compile
• I don't know what else to do
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't swim in your toilet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't put your pecker in the checker
• Don't Blow Your Cover
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Where the sun don't shine
• I don't feel very proud
• I don't mind if you forget me
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• Don't Cotton
• Don't trust everything you see
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Please don't send your resume
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• What life after death will really be like
• Brains Don't Matter
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Don't cry for the Angels
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• don't kill your clients
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Food should not be luminous
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• the Horse, Hunter, and Stag
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Die Hard the Hunter
• Trying to be friends
• Rainbow the Mummy Hunter
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• dr. stupid (user)
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Not to be sold separately
• stupid money
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Robert Thompson
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown

If you Log in you could create a "You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.