Findings:

• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Hunter S. Thompson's letter to the movie executive
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Bill Clinton meets Hunter S. Thompson
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Hunter S. Thompson on the Nixon Pardon
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• selections from a conversation with Hunter S. Thompson
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't want to be successful
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• don't be a girl
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sad
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• University students can be really stupid
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• want to be groomed constantly
• I don't know
• Don't Go Out the Door
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't have a television set
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't indent HTML paragraphs
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• you don't talk much
• Why don't you dance?
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Rules that don't apply to you
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Things That Don't End Well
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• don't open the reactor
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They don't know what I've done
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• Be a girl for a day
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Cabot Hunter's Seriously Sharp Cheddar
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Treasure Hunters
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Andy Hunter (user)
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Stupid Unix Tricks
• Food should not be luminous
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No, they are not stupid
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Trying to be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Kay Thompson
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Squids will be Squids

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