Findings:

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You were always so good to me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Give me a break!
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Kiss Me Good-Bye
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• That would be me
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Would you know if you were insane?
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't Give Me Names
• You mean the me that you would be
• When your presents give me hives
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Only her hands would give her away
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• OBAFGKM
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Kiss Me
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Kiss Me Baby
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Give Me the Brain
• Give Me Strength
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Give Me Your Children
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Slay Me With Kisses
• Kiss me once and never again
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Give me back my bike!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give me a cookie!
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• kiss me quick
• Jenny Kissed Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Give me tonight
• Punish me with kisses
• if kisses were horses
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• give me one night to show the savage
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I wish you would talk to me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Give me your knees
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Give me something worth reading
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• give me the truth or nothing
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains

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