Findings:

• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Can I have a light?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• institutions have lives of their own
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Can I masturbate too much?
• A reason to drink
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• You too can spend four years
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Can you taste your own chicken?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• You have far too much time on your hands
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I can write, too.
• Something I Can Never Have
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Dogs that have owned me
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• I have too many clothes
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• You have your own places to go.
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have too much to say
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Understood too well for your own good
• Men have feelings too
• I can own this room
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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