Findings:

• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I never thought it would be like this
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Punk as shit like a motherfucker
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You're like a brother to me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Dead Like Me
• Do you like me?
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• never quite well
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Black Like Me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• eyed me like a female mantis
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• unfinished (like me)
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• treat me like your sex doll
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• If you told me this never happened
• Kiss me once and never again
• you never sent me the manuscript
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The Night We Never Met
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Never quite at home in the world
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Republican Like Me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• love like you've never been hurt
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Walk Like Me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Creeps Like Me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Never Let Me Go
• When you met me, when I met you
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• u'll never know me (user)
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• video games never made me violent
• The one my father never met
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I like you; do you like me?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Never look like you're staring
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A Doll Like Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Look siad me Be like me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He brings me books like flowers
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Loves me like a bottle
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bleed Like Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• like you love me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Broken like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• want me like time
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• treat me like a woman
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I've Never Been to Me
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• My Company Likes Me
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Driven Like the Snow
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos

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