Findings:

• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't Say You Love Me
• "Don't worry," he says
• You Don't Say
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Say Goodbye
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• you don't have to do this
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What Say We Have a Go
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't say no
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Some better way to say goodbye
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have too much to say
• Have Your Say
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• So you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't say the B-word
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a television set
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• This is where we say goodbye
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• don't say the words
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• if you need another, say you need another
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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