Findings:

• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Stoned music memories
• Have You Ever Walked?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• It must have rained or something
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have missed the rain
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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